Message from @Vanilla Cake

Discord ID: 542680764937142272


2019-02-06 11:34:37 UTC  

Jesus fuck 600 for a hi;point

2019-02-06 11:34:47 UTC  

What is wrong with you people

2019-02-06 11:35:18 UTC  

Fuck if I know

2019-02-06 11:35:42 UTC  

I could always ask a friend of mine who knows a guy

2019-02-06 11:37:17 UTC  

We talkin 600 usd after conversion? Fuck me

2019-02-06 11:37:49 UTC  

It might be 600 banana-bucks though

2019-02-06 11:38:02 UTC  

That's like $6 in real people money

2019-02-06 11:38:50 UTC  

I'll have you know we don't use banana-bucks

2019-02-06 11:39:02 UTC  

We use cocoa-bucks here

2019-02-06 11:39:14 UTC  

And no, it's 600 USD after the conversion

2019-02-06 11:39:27 UTC  

Okay, well 600 Cocoa bucks is like $12 in real monies

2019-02-06 11:39:33 UTC  

Big oof

2019-02-06 11:39:46 UTC  

Christ, 600 USD for a shitty hi-point

2019-02-06 11:39:48 UTC  

$600 should get you a crate of hipoints, not a single hipoint

2019-02-06 11:40:05 UTC  

Fuck, I’ll smuggle a hi-point to you for less than that

2019-02-06 11:40:18 UTC  

Theoretically, of course

2019-02-06 11:40:26 UTC  

Is it submarine time?

2019-02-06 11:40:33 UTC  

Gonna make a smuggler sub

2019-02-06 11:49:33 UTC  

I'm pretty sure I could get guns for less by actually importing

2019-02-06 11:57:18 UTC  

Not as fun as building a smuggler sub

2019-02-06 12:19:36 UTC  

I mean, you're not wrong about that

2019-02-06 12:36:44 UTC  

build a diesel-electric smuggler sub with rudimentary torpedo tubes

2019-02-06 13:25:05 UTC  

No it has to be a manta-ray shaped submarine with flippity flapper propulsion systems, like cuttlefish.

2019-02-06 13:25:33 UTC  

No shit there's a prototype drone that uses an undulating membrane to propel itself on land and water.

2019-02-06 13:32:46 UTC  

i watched that

2019-02-06 13:32:55 UTC  

it's disturbing because it's like how a millipede's legs move

2019-02-06 13:36:28 UTC  

Funnily enough right before I saw it I was like "why haven't there been any membrane propulsion systems?"

2019-02-06 13:36:48 UTC  

And then I see some big brains already made it

2019-02-06 13:36:59 UTC  

It's pretty neat watching it do its thing underwater

2019-02-06 17:44:45 UTC  

This guy comes in trying to tell me why he likes the M&P better than the Glock

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396318111465482/542762590787469322/image0.jpg

2019-02-06 17:45:02 UTC  

Opinion immediately irrelevant

2019-02-06 18:37:15 UTC  

Is that... a pistol bayonet? *cries in imperial guard* its wonderful...

2019-02-06 18:56:40 UTC  

Anyone want a USP45 or Compact with LEM Trigger for 625?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396318111465482/542780686809956377/image1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396318111465482/542780687330312192/image0.jpg

2019-02-06 18:57:05 UTC  

Both have 3 mags and night sights

2019-02-06 18:57:20 UTC  

Hmmm

2019-02-06 20:11:02 UTC  

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what state you in nigga because i aint got the money but i got two feet and a butthole

2019-02-06 20:11:43 UTC  

@RollerDelayedSabot I'm a fucking poor right now due to college

2019-02-06 20:17:53 UTC  

Then why are you bothering him if you can’t afford it? Smh

2019-02-06 20:39:58 UTC  

>not paying for guns with hardcore anal sex

2019-02-06 20:40:13 UTC  

That's how poorfags and women get guns

2019-02-06 23:16:00 UTC  

Man how the fuck did people fight in houses with full length rifles