I have a chocolate lab and lemme tell ya

He's a dumbass

but I love him

They're very powerful dogs

that's alright

I'll do some research

Heh yeah that sounds like chocolate lab

Actually yeah labs are dumb asses LOL but they’re nice

He killed my birds

Maybe check out pound or rescue. See what’s available. Oh, sorry to hear that..

mm

I need pure bred dogs

Something I can purchase en masse too

i meqn

A LOT of fuckin dogs

I see...

Why tho?

to occupy a vast area

of land that i have purchased some time prior

Oh cool

summon a few land-bound protective spirits

horrible idea

they should do the job well

next

Earth Golem

Or a big ol’ Mastiff which is similar

No mastiffs

Too many health issues

Forgot to mention healthy

Uh

A lot of people will be utilizing these dogs that I will provide

They need to be cream of the crop

doxies

Or I'll just settle with giving them poodles

I want to rescue an older German Shepherd. One that's ready to just kinda lie down and enjoy life unlike it's younger self which love to fucking sprint across the county faster than you can say "Nein!"

Alright so

Also @Saiban stop running a dog-fucking business you ho.

These are the dogs I've got lined up SHUT RHE FUCK UP

im NOT

go away with your furry fetisu