Just get a tiger. Live the Tony Montana life

>inb4 "nah I don't like cats"

Now there's a sack of health problems.

Easily manageable though

Just like most dog health problems

Feed em right and let them exercise and 99% of the time they're fine

@Innaswamp is this the nigger you were talking about earlier

Depends

?

Or local edgelord

No

yes

How the actual fuck do I count as an edge lord?

How new are you to the internet?

here we go

there it is

Well I've got my answer.

Are you fourteen?

Welcome to the internet, kiddo

You're getting pretty worked up pal

>worked up

I'm actually bored waiting for my shift to start

ok

bend over

How thick headed are you?

i will finger your assjole in the meantime

And of course he's gay

MASSIVE faggot

now let me violate that boypuss

@Innaswamp don't worry about the rape. Pretty sure he'd just enjoy it at this point

Feed it well

you KNOW it

in any case you seem astute

perhaps allow me to sample the taste of your nipple

damn swing a titty over here

so i can suckle it like an infant

the fuck

@Magos Squid "The Life Raft"

dumb bitch fled the scene

when you return ill milk your pp

KJC, we got a 10-80 on a suspected 261, in pursuit of that tight boypussy