I'm also not a priest in the big 3

Wiccan?

Ew fuck no

I hate wiccers and pagans

Pagans are really fucking gay

>Be me
>Actual Pagan
>Used to explain it as wicca
>See wicca be adopted by the lefty fucktards
>Have to explain it another way to avoid the association

Asatru is just racist wicca cmv

Some pagans are chill

I have a lot of pagan friends I've met through racism

It all depends on your views

Most are actually atheists

The actual traditional sect is about honour, defending your own and venerating nature. Accept what you have and be thankful, honour Herne and Diane when your hunt is successful, heed Morrigans call when war beckons, and accept the natural passage of all things

Sadly many these days take it as "LMAO PEACE AND ACCEPTANCE TO ALL"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK2WkAHLYk

>pagan

Kek

Your god got nailed to a cross

The Norse god has a hammer

>when the Indian girl you know asks for racist memes

My time has come

we wuz vikangz

@Sadmin you are banned from cooking

Cease your fuckwittery

^

now snort that unholy concotion you made fatty

I don't really know any religions outside the big three, Hindu?

Hindu

Taoism

Buddhism

/k/ube?

/k/ube was never officially made a religion

Yet we are all priests of it

/K/ubeism is a religion

Any religion outside the big 3 is larping or a cult

@Punished_Benis x

How else cloud the /k/ube exist?

Saluto /K/ubum Necis

What are eastern religions for 500

At least I think that's how it went.

Well, big 4 really

Big 9