I haven't been to another country

And when I left this one I didn't violate any laws

I mean, as a Frog, why would you come here?

Or any other cucked countries?

Nah fuck Europe. Gonna hit up my Cuban buddies and probably eastern Europe

>Eastern Europe
It's like you want to get cheeki breeki'd

>are you implying I'm not the one that cheeki breekis

In Eastern Europe, I have my doubts, bud

I am the swamp

All else fails I do what I do best

lmao

I mean, if you swing by Europe and I'm not dead/in the US, swing by, I'll buy you a beer

Eastern Europe has a lot of marshlands.

THat is true

Just saying.

And I can bribe cops

https://soranews24.com/2019/03/15/new-cyberpunk-maid-cafe-opens-in-akihabara-tokyo/?fbclid=IwAR3uq_-MdxsLDdUZ_WSDu73AaCj7nbWs9RuNGET1vdn8hdCS5KjnYysMtRQ

They're opening a cyberpunk maid cafe in Akihabara

If they don't have Harrison Ford rocking the zetta ryouki, I'm out

>Go there
>Ask for item
>Receive Item
>”I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS”
>Sit down and enjoy item.

Hey guys.. We might have a problem https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1106644895593320453

Oh goddamnit

Oh fuck not again

Oh motherFUCK

Is the habbening habbening for reals now?

It just keeps habbening

https://heavy.com/news/2019/03/century-city-mall-active-shooter-report/ Other report is saying no shots fired

>active shooter
>no shots fired
Pick one faggot

oh no how did this happen in California

MUH GUN FREE ZONES

I'm just fucking relaying what I see mang

It's already on mainstream media

>No reports of shots fired
I guess he just like...had a gun?

Man with a gun call

Ugh

But they evac'd the mall?

I mean thank god but like
Ugh

FALSE ALARM

ugh

Oh thank god. That gun control kicked in at the last minute

Some dude must have accidently printed too hard