What does your wife think you do?

She encourages me

And I'm not a furry, I just draw it

I guess I could say lower case f "furry" not upper case f "Furry"

*how to get gf that like me drawing and shit*

I put it under the monster girl tag

Wont help, but I met her on the internet

How

*teach me your secrets*

I dont know, it's been a long time

I wouldnt know how to talk to a girl that isnt my wife

*slides you a 30* you remember now?

Met her on ebay fighting over a doujin

Wat

Back when you could send messages to other users, we got into a bid war and I sent a message saying "I give up, you can have it"

I cant even ...you what

She lost the auction, and replied that she lost it, and we started talking about anime

Had no idea it was a girl, and she was 50 miles away

And that shes exactly 7 days older than me

guess i need to buy more shit on ebay then

This was back when you could see other seller's IDs, and send messages freely

Early internet, pre-youtube, pre-social media, even pre-4chan

welp all hope lost then

You probably have a better chance now tbh

wud u mean

Also Japanese girls have a thing for the Finish, just saying

.....

im norwegian tho

Oops, I did it again

Are you blonde?

dark blond

Done deal

Panties will fly off

i dont speak japanese tho

Your English is good enough to teach

You dont need to

please explain

There are companies that hire foreigners to teach English in Japan

Easier to get into Korea to teach English now, but since you're not American you might have a good chance

You have the exotic factor in your favor

ye but dont i like need to be able to speak japanese too tho