And that spark better not be static electricity from your dick.

xD

Because that sounds painful.

I have one. I had a gf, blonde one, nice lips, nice ass, shy asf.

I have actually shocked a girl with static electricity from my shin before

We lasted 2 years, and when i ended the relationship she tried to use scissors on me

then I told, that in ancient European lore

@Roko these women aren’t getting any better. Their sexuality has been put onto steroids. Guess that’s why the mooslims clip em

And that is why I let them dump me.

the ultimate sign of the one true love is a spark just before you touch

xD

@felldie1496 How did you disarm her?

@Xychotic I did that, but she wouldn't leave

Rode me to fuckin Narnia and back.

@LOGICWINS There was no need, we were in public

A cop arrived and took control of the situation

Two to the head?

Lol no xd

Because that would have resolved the situation rather handily.

@Xychotic I made that mistake. I banged a chick under the guise that I wanted a relationship. Few days after sex, she tells me "Its not gunna work out because you like playing video games...and I like going out".

Ive had girls punch me but no weapons. Not sure if I’d been able to keep calm in a situation like that

If she got close to me with that weapon i've surely had killed her.

I've never been attacked with intent to harm.

At least, not by a woman.

It's so weird, you rarely hear about men doing these fucked up things to women, but in media it's always men being the weird psychopaths.

I don't know how to measure my force

Then you need to train.

She ended up getting angry that I didn't care about what she was saying and created a fake beef between me and another mutual friend...that I fell for. I yelled at the mutual friend and that destroyed the friendship.

well that sucks

You fell for it.

You see, i'm a very calm person. But when i get mad i can't control myself.

Have you apologized to that friend for simping?

Classic case of gas-lighting

@felldie1496 Blah, blah, blah. Get your shit under control.

When a woman hits you, in my experience, it’s because they want to see what you’re going to do. It’s like a morbid curiosity.

@Xychotic Yeah whatever

Earth is being trolled, these bitches are insane.

@Xychotic The mutual friend was the girl I lost my virginity to. Crazy chick was jealous of my relationship with Girl#1 and sabotaged it.

@felldie1496 You're the one saying "look out for me, when I get mad, I go *crazy*"

@Xychotic Yeah, but i'm also saying i get mad every 2 years, and for the right reasons

@LOGICWINS I'd still apologize for the outburst. But that's because the apology would be for me.