Message from @Misanthropic Imperial

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2019-02-17 20:36:48 UTC  

*High. IQ. Individuals.*

2019-02-17 20:37:01 UTC  

They don't even have a minted tender, their wealth is determined by axes, betel nuts, palm skirts, and palm leaves

2019-02-17 20:37:09 UTC  

"If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts."

2019-02-17 20:37:11 UTC  

also shells

2019-02-17 20:37:24 UTC  

That quote is literally completely true.

2019-02-17 20:37:39 UTC  

If you're shells have been in family circulation for several generations they're considered to be worth more

2019-02-17 20:37:44 UTC  

So their version of currency literally grows on trees?

2019-02-17 20:37:49 UTC  

^

2019-02-17 20:37:54 UTC  

it was one of rare femainists that had the head properly screwed to the rest of the body

2019-02-17 20:37:58 UTC  

This is exactly what i'm saying

2019-02-17 20:38:04 UTC  

Thus making it abundant and fucking **worthless**.

2019-02-17 20:38:30 UTC  

My god is that a documentary or series?

2019-02-17 20:38:33 UTC  

Even bigger kek, they way the show power in trobriand society?

2019-02-17 20:38:40 UTC  

Are yall ready for this shit?

2019-02-17 20:38:42 UTC  

Who got raped first?

2019-02-17 20:38:59 UTC  

How many human sacrifices they have to their God per day?

2019-02-17 20:39:00 UTC  

The way power is displayed in Trobriand society

2019-02-17 20:39:04 UTC  

is

2019-02-17 20:39:09 UTC  

how many yams you have

2019-02-17 20:39:19 UTC  

I can't make this shit up

2019-02-17 20:39:35 UTC  

Yams = Vegetable.

2019-02-17 20:39:37 UTC  

Yams are not food, they're a display of power and a ritual food

2019-02-17 20:39:37 UTC  

....

2019-02-17 20:39:47 UTC  

what

2019-02-17 20:39:49 UTC  

According to Google it's a vegetable.

2019-02-17 20:39:53 UTC  

in in the actual fuck

2019-02-17 20:39:55 UTC  

I'll show up with a truckload of yams= "weakling Bow before your master!"

2019-02-17 20:40:12 UTC  

So...

2019-02-17 20:40:22 UTC  

You can't actually

2019-02-17 20:40:35 UTC  

Yams... is this some amazonian tribe?

2019-02-17 20:40:36 UTC  

It's considered insulting to have more yams than the chieftain

2019-02-17 20:40:41 UTC  

> People fuck as young as 9
> Doesn't understand electricity
>"powerful and successful"
>women run it
>all deaths are caused by curses from witch doctors
>multiple versions of their wealth literally grows on trees and bushes

2019-02-17 20:40:46 UTC  

I'll have a gun

2019-02-17 20:41:16 UTC  

Also no, they're not amazonian. They live in the pacific region

2019-02-17 20:41:24 UTC  

*Shoots chieftain*.

2019-02-17 20:41:28 UTC  

"Anyone else?"

2019-02-17 20:41:32 UTC  

Around Papua New Guinea

2019-02-17 20:41:40 UTC  

maybe that's why tribes got conquered, by disrupting to their core the power structure?

2019-02-17 20:42:07 UTC  

The mourning process is strange as well

2019-02-17 20:42:19 UTC  

Whenever someone dies you're not allowed to work for months

2019-02-17 20:42:57 UTC  

That's... very smart.