Message from @Misanthropic Imperial

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2019-02-17 20:39:55 UTC  

I'll show up with a truckload of yams= "weakling Bow before your master!"

2019-02-17 20:40:12 UTC  

So...

2019-02-17 20:40:22 UTC  

You can't actually

2019-02-17 20:40:35 UTC  

Yams... is this some amazonian tribe?

2019-02-17 20:40:36 UTC  

It's considered insulting to have more yams than the chieftain

2019-02-17 20:40:41 UTC  

> People fuck as young as 9
> Doesn't understand electricity
>"powerful and successful"
>women run it
>all deaths are caused by curses from witch doctors
>multiple versions of their wealth literally grows on trees and bushes

2019-02-17 20:40:46 UTC  

I'll have a gun

2019-02-17 20:41:16 UTC  

Also no, they're not amazonian. They live in the pacific region

2019-02-17 20:41:24 UTC  

*Shoots chieftain*.

2019-02-17 20:41:28 UTC  

"Anyone else?"

2019-02-17 20:41:32 UTC  

Around Papua New Guinea

2019-02-17 20:41:40 UTC  

maybe that's why tribes got conquered, by disrupting to their core the power structure?

2019-02-17 20:42:07 UTC  

The mourning process is strange as well

2019-02-17 20:42:19 UTC  

Whenever someone dies you're not allowed to work for months

2019-02-17 20:42:57 UTC  

That's... very smart.

2019-02-17 20:42:58 UTC  

the meere presence of BOERs caused a way of power shifts in suth africa as Boers were raising and selling cattle to the ships going and comeing from India

2019-02-17 20:43:12 UTC  

_facepalms_

2019-02-17 20:43:12 UTC  

>doesn't allow people to work for months after someone dies

2019-02-17 20:43:18 UTC  

How... what????

2019-02-17 20:43:21 UTC  

Why???????

2019-02-17 20:43:28 UTC  

How are they not all dead exactly?

2019-02-17 20:43:30 UTC  

Another odd fact

2019-02-17 20:43:33 UTC  

kill half the population... everyone else will starve to death

2019-02-17 20:44:16 UTC  

It just goes to show, if you want to lead an area, there are places in the world that live in shitty enough conditions.

2019-02-17 20:44:24 UTC  

If you're a friend of person who has recently had a relative die, they take up a new name until the mourning process is over. Should you call them by their previous name is one of the worst things you can do and people will outwardly hate you.

2019-02-17 20:44:32 UTC  

Just take over (it's not like they'll stop you especially if you show even a little bit of force) and boom.

2019-02-17 20:44:55 UTC  

So a society led by females is shit and has retarded rules?

2019-02-17 20:45:00 UTC  

Who would've thought?

2019-02-17 20:45:32 UTC  

They still walk around topless. They don't even wear shirts. Just long necklaces and banana palm skirts

2019-02-17 20:45:32 UTC  

My god...

2019-02-17 20:45:49 UTC  

Do they have any forms of weaponry?

2019-02-17 20:46:00 UTC  

Axes, spears, fishing poles, bows

2019-02-17 20:46:02 UTC  

No guns

2019-02-17 20:46:11 UTC  

and here I was thinking that the polynesians were tough reseilient people

2019-02-17 20:46:16 UTC  

They don't even know that gunpowder exists

2019-02-17 20:46:25 UTC  

Hey, we're talking about a female led tribe here.

2019-02-17 20:46:48 UTC  

"They don't even know that gunpowder exists" *Looks in shock for a minute*.

2019-02-17 20:46:50 UTC  

...

2019-02-17 20:46:59 UTC  

Why haven't they been invaded and conquered again?

2019-02-17 20:47:24 UTC  

maybe one should whisper to a nighboring tribe that is male ran "there's a bunch of sissies over there if you could just take them over while we film that'd be great"

2019-02-17 20:47:48 UTC  

Australia protects the living shit out of them in exchange for not practicing things like leaving corpses out in the open for commemoration