Message from @MufflePuff

Discord ID: 548713762295644173


2019-02-23 03:47:24 UTC  

We would never needed to invent fire

2019-02-23 03:47:36 UTC  

Or pretty much a lot of shit we invented

2019-02-23 03:47:57 UTC  

We wouldn't be able to make anything more destructive then that, lol

2019-02-23 03:48:19 UTC  

Yeah, but the thing is that we're just weak and pathetic thinking apes

2019-02-23 03:48:37 UTC  

Hella fragile too

2019-02-23 03:48:45 UTC  

Doesnt take much to kill a human

2019-02-23 03:48:52 UTC  

Speak for yourself I hit bis and tris only

2019-02-23 03:49:39 UTC  

I mean, i've seen dogs taking much more damage than a human and live

2019-02-23 03:50:01 UTC  

This is precisely why if I exercise, I focus mainly on endurance and some strength, because human body is fragile as fuck

2019-02-23 03:50:13 UTC  
2019-02-23 03:50:26 UTC  

A big son of a bitch will go down as easily as a skinny guy

2019-02-23 03:50:56 UTC  

@felldie1496 I just do army workout, run, push ups, sit ups, done

2019-02-23 03:51:07 UTC  

And MAYBE I'll lift some weights

2019-02-23 03:51:40 UTC  

I'm a bit fat lately, haven't worked out like half year

2019-02-23 03:51:47 UTC  

Want to start again

2019-02-23 03:52:04 UTC  

Guess i'll ask the chad trainer for strength workout

2019-02-23 03:52:08 UTC  

Just gotta start

2019-02-23 03:52:17 UTC  

Start off taking walks then. Work your way up to a run

2019-02-23 03:52:22 UTC  

Just get a membership and go.

2019-02-23 03:52:30 UTC  

I'm on my way to the gym now.

2019-02-23 03:52:35 UTC  

Just go.

2019-02-23 03:52:53 UTC  

In the beginning you don't need a plan you just need to start doing stuff

2019-02-23 03:52:58 UTC  

Then it becomes routine

2019-02-23 03:53:10 UTC  

A random Mufflepuff appeared

2019-02-23 03:53:23 UTC  

<:pika:532090098578227200>

2019-02-23 03:53:26 UTC  

Okay, thank you. Will do.

2019-02-23 03:53:48 UTC  

You know, i've always thought that fat people are the weakest humans on earth

2019-02-23 03:54:00 UTC  

And worst if it's a fat woman

2019-02-23 03:54:00 UTC  

I still kinda think that

2019-02-23 03:54:07 UTC  

I'm trying to make some damm money and I ain't making no damn money

2019-02-23 03:54:23 UTC  

Truck broke down before I even got out of my state, lol

2019-02-23 03:54:37 UTC  

Rip

2019-02-23 03:54:39 UTC  

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon Fuck, how much for it to be fixed?

2019-02-23 03:54:42 UTC  

You don't get paid by the hour?

2019-02-23 03:55:08 UTC  

@felldie1496 fucked if I know, it costed 420 just for a tow LOL

2019-02-23 03:55:29 UTC  

@Whats gay anymore. I get paid by the second

2019-02-23 03:55:45 UTC  

I'm gonna have to sell some stock for some cash this month

2019-02-23 03:56:01 UTC  

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon Fuck dude. That's sad

2019-02-23 03:56:10 UTC  

@Jack Mehoff Who are you, Jack Bezos or something?

2019-02-23 03:56:20 UTC  

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon. I hate when that happens. Did that with my silver some time ago, but building it back up.

2019-02-23 03:56:56 UTC  

@felldie1496. Absolutely