BUTTER KNIFE
The first other humans they met they got ass blasted
Yeah, security at the supermarket carded me
I heard in the UK you get carded to buy spoons
The register started flashing red and he came over
and you can't even carry a swiss army knife
Not joke
might as well just cut everyone's balls off at birth at that point lmao
next to be banned: motorcycles, fire, meat
Maybe The US will have to save all your asses for like what? The 100th time? Lol
Someone's gotta come in and let me buy buttering utensils in peace
We got you man Might take a min
The US needs payback for the war of 1812
Gotta take down these banks first
Annex Britain as the 51st state lol
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Since they dont wanna be in EU anymore, we can drag their island over next to US
In Australia I bet you'd go to jail for taking a plastic knife on a picnic without a loiconse
same for UK
That’s not a knoife
THIS is a knoife
Lol
Get a lyof. Bin the knoife!
People are such pussies about blades even in the US
It's the same as the UK but less public about it
Imagine being so stupid you don't realize that knives aren't weapons
Que? So?
I think he’s saying they are tools
Español en otro lado, plz
Hello ICE? Yes, this post right here
Just one word
Mr blue person
Point being people don't carry around a knife to stab people
it's like one of the most useful all around tools
We only speak American 'round here boy
next to a pair of pliers
You can kill people with just about anything you can get your hands on. I think fear is where the programming has been the most successful. Most people walk around afraid all freakin day long. Of everything
Also, que?
que paso?
Tutesmgutes
You can kill people with bare hands and imagination lol
