Message from @Kaiser Dion Napoleon

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2019-02-23 04:23:39 UTC  

They are called "fall back positions"

2019-02-23 04:23:44 UTC  

Mate, yeah holy shit

2019-02-23 04:23:48 UTC  

Aussies are fucking retarded

2019-02-23 04:23:57 UTC  

<:why:480186116222353410> I thought we were friends

2019-02-23 04:24:03 UTC  

At least their women

2019-02-23 04:24:08 UTC  

No, their men, too.

2019-02-23 04:24:10 UTC  

They gave up the guns.

2019-02-23 04:24:12 UTC  

lol

2019-02-23 04:24:18 UTC  

And couldn't fight a pack of emu.

2019-02-23 04:24:28 UTC  

We lost to the emu with the guns

2019-02-23 04:24:30 UTC  

Really, they're basically British.

2019-02-23 04:24:34 UTC  

We don't deserve guns

2019-02-23 04:24:47 UTC  

British are horrible at land war

2019-02-23 04:24:49 UTC  

I'm half surprised they don't just spread cheeks and preemptively apply lube.

2019-02-23 04:24:59 UTC  

Pretty sure they staged a false flag which led to the gun round up in Australia. Don’t remember right now what it was

2019-02-23 04:25:00 UTC  

Fortunately, no one bloody wants to go to australia because of the fauna.

2019-02-23 04:25:20 UTC  

It was the shooting of a native

2019-02-23 04:25:22 UTC  

To my knowledge

2019-02-23 04:25:34 UTC  

That ultimately led to gun control

2019-02-23 04:25:59 UTC  

Oh was it? Hmm..
I remember seeing the piles and piles of guns on the news. Couldn’t believe what I was seeing even then

2019-02-23 04:26:19 UTC  

I heard Australians natives have a IQ of like 40

2019-02-23 04:26:52 UTC  

Couldn't guess why you might POSSIBLY shoot someone that slow lol

2019-02-23 04:27:05 UTC  

Pretty sure they are the most ancient of all the native peoples.

2019-02-23 04:27:09 UTC  

Apparently it was a mass shooting in Tasmania

2019-02-23 04:27:54 UTC  

They're the oldest race of people we have today

2019-02-23 04:28:00 UTC  

That doesn't mean too much though

2019-02-23 04:28:06 UTC  

Aussie gun laws are the most cucked in the west

2019-02-23 04:28:14 UTC  

pretty sure you can't even own pump shotguns

2019-02-23 04:28:21 UTC  

I can't even buy a butter knife without being carded

2019-02-23 04:28:25 UTC  

It legit happened two days ago

2019-02-23 04:28:30 UTC  

It just means they can’t be that stupid to still be around after all this time

2019-02-23 04:28:33 UTC  

lol

2019-02-23 04:28:41 UTC  

They were on an island

2019-02-23 04:28:42 UTC  
2019-02-23 04:28:48 UTC  

BUTTER KNIFE

2019-02-23 04:28:53 UTC  

The first other humans they met they got ass blasted

2019-02-23 04:29:01 UTC  

Yeah, security at the supermarket carded me

2019-02-23 04:29:03 UTC  

I heard in the UK you get carded to buy spoons

2019-02-23 04:29:11 UTC  

The register started flashing red and he came over

2019-02-23 04:29:13 UTC  

and you can't even carry a swiss army knife

2019-02-23 04:29:13 UTC  

Not joke