I honestly thought I was being pranked when my canadian friend asked me, "How does it feel to be under the rule of God Emperor Trump?"

Have y’all seen the “Dogpark Debbie” thing yet? Woman calls the cops on a man because his dog starting jumping hers.

Ghengis Trump

I had to google it.

I checked multiple sites because I didn't believe the first few.

I really dislike the class I’m going to

Junping hers? Like mounting for sex?

What is the class?

Principals of Accounting II

Sounds boring but valuable

Sorry, I meant humping but it autocorrected.

The professor goes through information scatteringly and sometimes gets answers wrong when she’s giving examples

You know, debits and credits fuck with me to this day.

I don't ever mention them because the italian asshole that invented them can go fuck himself.

I dont think coos are necessary, but if she doesnt want a rando dog humping hers, id say thats fair

I subject myself to extra content just to try

Cops*

First exam was a 57 and the second exam was a 34

Does that mean you're failing?

With a 65% yes

57/57 and 34/34

Exams are 40% of the class grade

Stop it.

Damn bro

Take it seriously.

Id say get off discord and focus

I consider dropping it and retaking it with a different professor

Try it.

You're just trading time and no one will take you seriously until you're 35 anyway.

Lol

Consider sitting in with a different professor before you execute.

She gave us a 15 minute motivational speech because the first exam scores had only 2 people higher than a 75

Missed the boat on that.

🤔

Maybe she should...

***Git Gud***

A woman teaching accounting

She also teaches my International Business class

Hey, they *can* do it.

Doesnt compute

The first chapter was hilarious