What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

What martial arts training do you have?

> robot falls in love with chad
> chad wouldn't even take a robot seriously

@Eli_Bendova2 Did you watch Rocko's Modern Life?

no i dont think i did

There's a doctor in that show. His name is Dr. Bendova.

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Okay, but, back to the question.

What martial arts have you trained in?

Jew jitsu

Jack off jutsu

I got a few belts into tae kwon do. Or, as my would-be aikido instructor called it, take my dough.

Take out gun and shoot-jutsu

Have you been to the range and trained up your tactical shooting skills?

I know how to shoot

lol

Just dont own any guns

@BigTyrone I was in the military

I know the technique, lol

Just need a gun

Why don't you own a gun?

Euro fag

I know how to load a gun and all that jazz. I'm just an absolutely terrible shot.

Faggot

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I could not hit a bail of hay from 10 meters.

@Xychotic because I dont live alone and it cost money that I dont have

When I say I'm a terrible shot, I'm a goddamn terrible shot.

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon So, not living alone is no reason to not get a gun.

Not be able to afford one... yeah, that's legit.

Same here.

Yeah it is actually when you live with your very religious grandparents

My brother has a gun. I want to get one.

What religion are they?

Pretty sure christianity expects you to defend your family.

Joshua and David both readily murdered folk.

Dude.......I cant have a gun lol

Poor Goliath.

What about a sling?

That's biblical.

That would be so far outside of what they would allow