Climb the unicycle

canada is right next to my country and fucked if I even know whats happening with them

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thats also the funny part

I know whats going on in the world, but just not canada

and its right next to me, lol

Time to expand Alaska

Fidels son is being a cuck still

It left the union so we don't want it

It doesnt directly affect me, but i have concerns about brüssel , that affects me directly

we really should have took canada during the war of 1812

Let's just expand Alaska to include all of northern Canada where almost no one lives

america has too many brothers

very needy ones

who require military protection

You mean that military protection they turn around and make fun of us for?

I hate when people say we spend all our money on military

on the contrary we dont spend ENOUGH money on military'

its only 18% of our budget

Welfare is the drain

May I post here?

and you know how fucked the west is

when a big military is something to be made fun of

like, wasnt that something to be fucking respected back when europe had big militaries?

now suddenly its not respected?

europe is functionally like a nagging woman

You are not wrong mein herr

like, america should be doing military parades through european cities

and everyone should be cheering loudly

but imagine if we ACTUALLY tried that

Ideally european nations could defend themselves

their welfare states are more bloated then 1-3 of america's population

if you know what I mean

I'd let germany rearm and get it's territory back as long as it promise not to do Nazi shit again

A few of you Canadian guys prep hard though

as much as I hate it, I'd let britain try to get it's stupid empire back too

with the way things are heading, I almost wouldnt mind nazis stomping around europe right about now, lol

ALMOST

that constitution should have included a clause that women are under no circumstances to be allowed to vote, lol

We should go back to only net taxpayers voting

we did uphold the constitution and then the democrats started the civil war