Message from @afieq408

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2019-03-08 01:35:57 UTC  

lewd headpats = handjob

2019-03-08 01:36:03 UTC  

I agree.

2019-03-08 01:36:06 UTC  

Hang him!

2019-03-08 01:36:16 UTC  

Lewd headpats = handjob!?!

2019-03-08 01:36:22 UTC  

I vote we ban xychotic

2019-03-08 01:36:27 UTC  

No one making sense

2019-03-08 01:36:41 UTC  

I'm against lewd headpats.

2019-03-08 01:36:52 UTC  

For two important reasons.

2019-03-08 01:37:01 UTC  

For one, lolis are for friendly head pats.

2019-03-08 01:37:29 UTC  

For two, like women can do the job right in the first place. They can't even diddle themselves without mechanical assistance.

2019-03-08 01:37:40 UTC  

Well it was a fun run

2019-03-08 01:37:47 UTC  

They got me

2019-03-08 01:37:56 UTC  

Yeah women are the worst at handjobs

2019-03-08 01:38:03 UTC  

Wut

2019-03-08 01:38:03 UTC  

They just mangle your dick

2019-03-08 01:38:17 UTC  

But what if I want that?

2019-03-08 01:38:28 UTC  

I mean pika pi

2019-03-08 01:38:30 UTC  

Good question

2019-03-08 01:38:49 UTC  

Who doesnt love a good dick mangling?

2019-03-08 01:39:00 UTC  

Maybe it's me who's weird

2019-03-08 01:39:10 UTC  

It's okay

2019-03-08 01:39:21 UTC  

What is normal ask yourself that

2019-03-08 01:39:39 UTC  

What is normal? What is normal for a spider is chaos for the fly.

2019-03-08 01:39:52 UTC  

But it's still normal for both

2019-03-08 01:40:02 UTC  

Only happens once to the fly.

2019-03-08 01:40:22 UTC  

And to the Japanese chaos to the USA mushrooms clouds

2019-03-08 01:40:24 UTC  

🤔

2019-03-08 01:40:53 UTC  

They knew what they were doing when they bombed that harbour

2019-03-08 01:41:09 UTC  

Yeah, but Americans knew what was going on. They even sent fliers in Japanese telling people to gtfo because we were about to fuck them up.

2019-03-08 01:41:37 UTC  

Have you ever tried to tell a Japanese person that?

2019-03-08 01:41:43 UTC  

Boy they get crazy

2019-03-08 01:41:52 UTC  

That harbor?!

2019-03-08 01:42:06 UTC  

You better know the name damn it

2019-03-08 01:42:16 UTC  

Can you imagine? "Guys... Look, we have a new bomb. We are going to use it in your town. We only want to hit military targets but your military has put those targets in your city. Please leave."

2019-03-08 01:42:21 UTC  

Yeah it was jack sparrows ships name

2019-03-08 01:42:27 UTC  

The black pearl harbour

2019-03-08 01:42:40 UTC  

I thought it was pearl necklace harbor.

2019-03-08 01:42:48 UTC  

I've been wrong before

2019-03-08 01:42:56 UTC  

Pretty sure I'm right.

2019-03-08 01:43:07 UTC  

COD WAW was the shit

2019-03-08 01:43:20 UTC  

I didn't play cod past black ops 2