WTF.

Guys, i think my ex wants to kill me.

<:oof:516458979250012160> <:batman:532079386946568193> *"Am batman."*

now I am home

I need

to not explode

in rage

@felldie1496 What makes you "think" that?

@felldie1496 unacceptable! Lol What makes you say that?

<:lolz:480186121897377792> oh boi

Just kill her before she kills you. Hint starve pigs to dispose of the body.

🐖

@batshadow Yes, since you are at home, exploding in rage will only break YOUR stuff

Well, i've been receiving unknown calls. Also she talked to me in Facebook (i've been 5 years without facebook and i opened to look for a bassist for my band)

@BuilderOfCastles that exactly

anyway imma woosh outta here and eat my subway

***WOOSH***

Here's what she said:

"I shouldn't have talked to you.

I thought you would be there, i'll keep waiting"

👀

I was like WTF

*Just beat her.

Bitch you crazy, go with your bf

she is a women!

Yeah, but it was creepy asf

I mean, we broke up like 4/5 years ago

what, did she also send you voice messages or something to your phone?

in 2016

That's maybe 3 years ago, homie. Lol

@felldie1496 And now you should create a Dating Program teaching saps and cucks to get their girls back

<:lolz:480186121897377792> well i hate to say this but why the fuck DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!?

@GingerSnaps I'm in meetings, I'll tag you later

@Sparky No, i just opened it to look for a bassist

Yeah I'm slowly working up the nerve to delete my account.

yeah ok.

I don't use it

But since i'm a forever alone, i needed to look for bassist for my band.

That's why i opened it

@felldie1496 The truth is you can't legally do anything. Its ok for women to stalk men. It's seen as cute.
So, you just continue ghosting her. Do not reply, but save all those messages for the coppers.
What you did was prove you were alpha enough by ditching her. And that turned her on.

before you broke up with your Ex girlfriend, did you add the phone number that you have right now? Is your phone number the same as it was when you and your X girlfriend were dating? @felldie1496

@Sparky Helll nawww, since i broke up with her i changed my phone number

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