Message from @Nawalter Jizney
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He'd probably be done for cohabitation anyway in that case
@dizzy Common law marriage
"he coulda just said "listen boogie the stripper, you can stay in this house and raise our kid but i wont marry you"" I would have done the same
buying her a house means shes dependent on him
i mean he would live somewhere else
yeah buy 10 more houses!
Depending on state laws, she could have still soaked him for child support. Anyone who picks a stripper to have children with needs to take the darwin test.
The court would still fuck him man
He would be found as having assumed the role of a father
Only the rich can counter the inmense leagal gynocentrism
he would need to pay the housing taxes, she would've got him in the end regardless
He would have been smarter to not marry her and try and get custody of his child
he has the resources to lawyer up
if I was the right guy that banged the stripper I would have got her a house that she can live on and I would demand joint custody
Boogie the stripper is going to be what kind of mother?
yeah that would've been the best plan
Charlie sheen should do the next big sex doll commercial
but there are boneheads that think that Father = billpayer and sperm dispenser
Don’t be like be, don’t spread stds, spread silicone instead
@Nawalter Jizney Every doll comes with an 8ball of coke right?
I’d say it’s no price at all, coke is awesome
I can just see that commercial: Charlie Sheen: I personally test every love doll and infuse it with my tiger blood...inning! I'll pass.
Coca Cola I mean
Lol
Dude I’m telling you, that shit would totally fly
so every love doll is coated with aids laced spunk? PASS
lol
The guy is so memed out the joke would settle in well with people
True
he cultivated the meme himself as well
i dont want charlie sheen selling sex dolls. i want the biggest, neck beardiest incel whos seen it all on the internet
cause if its good enough for him its good enough for me
Well will Smith already did one
how about a monkey... oh right
tfm isnt neck beardy enough
who knows
like you know the gatebox asian dude?
has anyone seen his real face?
no thats the point of the monkey
that gatebox thing looks dope af