Oh, fuck.

Nah, I'm gulag bait.

Fuck.

*trudges to gulag*

Mission failed, we'll get em' next time

59.8% european.

For all intends and purposes, I'm white af.

@Xychotic Does that mean you can join the alt right?

If so, I'm In

No surprise there.

Oh and how did you find out so quickly?

Oh, I already had my 23andme done.

Cool

Does It cost alot?

30.6% east asian & native american

23andMe sells your data

I mean everyone does, but still, you can't change your DNA

The rest is african and middle eastern.

Like all corporations.

Yeah, but I'm native american, the government already tracks my pedigree.

@Xychotic The ancestors are on your side. Also you are mixed like hell

Is that not the price of living in a Capitalist system? Someone always profiting off of you?

Yeah, but I'm not contaminated with gandhi.

Or aboriginal australian.

Ouch

@Xychotic You dodged a bullet there mate

Two actually

You get tax breaks @Xychotic

'contaminated' - OOF

That's ironic.

lol

Your username is hilarious btw ^

@Xychotic Mabey the Chocos could sense that your not one of them

@ResolvingParadox13 Thank you very much

Also did you hear about the 6 gorrilion deaths?

Gorrilion?

The pale skin and a nose that doesn't look like it was just ported over from an orangutan may be dead giveaways to that point.

@The Pathfinder Ω More then a million

@Xychotic LOL

Oh noes, who's killing gorillas?

So is a billion.