if you want clients you boast with all your chest how great you are

so wait are you a docta for real

its perfectly objective reason

Why are we talking smack about doctors?

not as long as im here @Xychotic

Imma do it anyway!

;D

``Doctors are butts``

That is all. It has been said.

most have real nice ones because they know how to maintain them

Gay..

lol

@hel im just a casual 22year old med stud :3 with a lot of butchering done in secret due to having daddy doc

that sounds like one of those anime website roleplayers

but yes i believe you HAAH

Lovely discussion

a week ago my mother complained about her toe nails growing badly

the next day i ripped them off and made sure they wont grow back with a little sharp spoon thingie 😄

I needed that image in my mind

@Djehutyz (Jaz) i can make it much better just say when to stop 😄

you saidst! and your own mother at that. lol

before the anaestesia started sedating her i asked her "ey you rememberthat time when i broke your fingers?":D

best son im telling you

(accident ofcourse) she was trying to kick me and hit a wall instead

I wrote a haiku. I want to share.

"The problem with butts:
"They all have cracks and a hole.
"And poop comes from there."

Huh.

so deep

That probably belongs in shitposting

*the delightful double meaning*

before being introduced to manslaughter i was known for my literature myself

If you are a cannibal that carves his own humans, but only by accident, is it still manslaughter and do you get off because it's such a bad pun?

my own humans ey?

eeh im more classical oriented

antiquity to be precise

greek literature

for me all puns are bad 😄

hmmm... thought bn bad was the point of a pun

it is

Lol i completely forgot about Vention.

I'll back him up after I've finished with Sandman.