uh that was deliberate use of spelling

I used that word endearingly, like MEE6 does

well look at me all hip and shit

Wasn’t there a story about a little hologram that men can buy and interact with in Japan?

fail

yes

ooo guys look this guy types words incorrectly

pretty cute, in my opinion

😌

I thought we were only grammar nazis against shadow

lol

is that a thing nice to know

don't quote me on that tho @Not in the fbi

please

I am a mod, my bastardization of the English language should be given the benefit of doubt of artistry

now in English

<:frenchpepe:480186128452943883>

too late i took a screen shot brace your anus for when shadow is on

nonsense

my body is ready

share the pain with me brother

"Brace your anus"

I'll use a great and ancient blue pill technique to help me

You're gonna take a viagra to prepare your balloon knot?

I'm confused.

nah, I'll use pity

with a pinch of sobbing

<:brule:480188791584456704>

the more pathetic the better

>inb4 tears make great lube

Good luck.

Take an advil now. You probably wanna stay ahead of the pain.

not sure, but drool sure does

thanks for the advice

I don't get the <:brule:480188791584456704>

tears are like a 6 out of 10 for lube use blood its at least a 8.5

good to know

<:oof:516458979250012160>

want to share how you know that?

Blood is terrible as lube.

It dries and clots too fast