Yep.

Self awareness is the best I think

Helps keep the heat in

The sparks are magic.

Using your own nature to work for you

It uses radiation to cook from ths inside out which isn't the proper way to cook stuff.

If you leave the spoon in the microwave will stir your food for you

It uses radiation?

What kind of radiation?

You do understand that there are many kinds, right?

The kind that gives you super powers

Yes i understand that. Just correct me already lol. I can see it coming.

No.

Tell me what kind you think it is.

Power level rising

(((Radiation)))

I can't since i already googled it. They use certain frequencies of RF radiation. I didn't know. But i also don't use them cause it fucks with the texture and flavor for me.

There you go.

It's microwave radiation.

It does fuck with the texture a bit

That's literally all it is.

Oh i was going to say that but thought that was too easy. Lol

So is it as bad as people make it out to be?

That's longer wavelengths than infrared (you know, Predator vision) and shorter than radio waves.

It's particularly well absorbed by water molecules.

I don't trust those **micro** waves

Why so tiny

So, they blast your food with waves that heat up water.

what we talkin bout boyos?

Suppsedly the EMF generation has health risks. @Nawalter Jizney

And that's why it spoils texture. Because other cooking doesn't lazily boil your food.

Macro waves

🤔

Macro waves are waves I can get behind

Russia banned them for a while but loosened that so that they could trade with the wext.

Strong and big

I'm on board for macro waves. Big ass waves knocking the food around

I don't need to eat no bitch food

Long dick style

Mind you, this will obliterate bacteria.

And so you might lose some benefits from eating them.