I hate sports but my family is obsessed with football and baseball

I'm a man because I have a testicles

And chromosomes

I would rather watch, a good movie, anime or even hentai or play a game. Than watch a bunch of overpaid jackasses take a knee and whine. @ToastMcGhost True.

Ahhhh🍺30

30 years or 30 beers?

Beer 30

Oh shit I'm dumb

Beer 30 means its beer time

I knew that but I read it wrong

“33”

I never liked the taste of beer, I think it's the hopps. I hear mondelo negra is suppose to be good thogh.

Will commence drunk 🛫

Just give me straight etho I ain't a bitch

Lol

Vodka and rum here

The running’s are lethal

☠

lol

Beer tastes like a freshly crushed bag of assholes. I prefer jack and coke

Lol so true Toast! But to each their own.

I had you pinned for a vodka sunrise man myself

@ToastMcGhost thats what i said when i was young

Only teenagers and women drink vodka

And slavs*

when i left for my college last week, my cat stood outside my room waiting for me to come out

Sad cat

You can't post links in general it's going to auto yeet you

😿

Cats are the best fight me

even cats care about you more than women

GASP! 0_o Those are fighting words Toast!! I'm going to catapult a landwhale through your window!

Cat girls* @ToastMcGhost

Pls no ;-;

Mmm gimme a petite catgirl maid

🖕🙀s

Still waiting on someone to make one of those. 😃

Get on it Elon

I'd rather have a cat that kills spiders than a dog I have to move off of me to kill it myself

i usually feed it some chicken and fish pieces if there are any, but since i was gone it lost lots of weight

Have fun cleaning that box