He literally is acting higher than the owners of the company

Sometimes the staff have more pride for the business than the owners.

Yup

In this case the owners produce shit and the dude is now in management

Personal experience. I've had to tone down my levels of professional passion in numerous positions. It's easy to get lost if you're a passionate person who gives too many fucks.

You are misunderstanding

There is passion

And there is thinking you are aboving giving progress reports for instance

I was talking to this girl, about proper dick hygiene.

Progress reports the owners force everyone to give themselves included

LOOOOOOOOOOOL @Archer9

Apparently you wash your dick every time you pee

Ew

Especially uncircumcised

That's a good way to get a bladder infection

Wtf

Yes

Uncircumcised is cleaner though

Not less

Plus urine is sterile and toxic

That’s what I was trying to say

That's like telling a woman how to take care of her vag

She told me she washed her every time she does

Wait

What

I’m told her no your messing with the ph

I bet she smells awful down south

Ew

Like rinse maybe

But soap wtf

Mingle boggling

Almond activating

I lose hope in women every single day

Loose

Ew

Just why

Doesn't it start to hurt?

How the hell do you pee at work

I will ask.

Mind you. She’s in her late 20s. She’s not a teen.

She splashes toilet water on it