One sloppy blow job away from jumping back onto the plantation.

babies are pretty awesome though

I want one

@BeefSupreme I understand healthy children are pretty cool. Pity no one takes that shit seriously with this low fat, high carb lifestyle.

they're just tools to make you a wage slave in current year

My dad's had his fourth kid with his third woman. He's nutso.

jesus 🤦

some dudes just dont learn

i imagine he's older though, they're very hard to reach

Yeah, I think he might have slowed down a little.

Having come to realization that he's gonna die on his feet after wrecking his life as bad as he did.

But I'm still glad he never gave up on me or my brother.

<@541731374487437312> Some guys are hardwired for that shit. They literally need a woman validate their manhood as they don't have any other hobbies.

Women trap you with them and convince you out of other hobbies

they're hell demons

If it weren't for my hobbies, I would've caught an STD already.

I dunno. At least hell demons look the part.

They're getting there with the butch bright colour hairdos they all rockin

I wonder if they sell fish skin chips...

@Whats gay anymore Someone's been talking about that.

Opposumism or something like that.

They're basically wearing the bright colors to warn you away from them.

just like toxic animals

Except not as pretty.

Have you seen those adorable little jungle frogs?

i'd still touch a bright colour frog

Fucking beautiful creatures.

but not a bright colour feminist

I went on a couple dates with a brightly colored feminist awhile ago.

howd it go

She ghosted me because I showed absolutely no signs of interest.

The best possible outcome

I have no argument.

10 - 3 Patriots. Patriots get a field kick and touchdown.

<:yay:523032349563158528> go sportsball

Who's the other bunch of sportsball guys?

I like dyed hair but best believe I'm grilling hard for those feminist red flags.

I might make money tonight

i used to have a massive thing for pink hair

You don't have to grill hard.

Here's the recipe: do they have bright hair? They are feminists.