Mart go back to reddit

yeah, not that much

@celestial⚡ show me your barcode arms so i can cum

He's more like an NPC

He's a security guard with a high school degree and he thinks he's fucking genius

Wow dude you meditate and sell Buddhist paraphernalia

Niggas crown chakra's aligned

He don't need no degree

You're like a homeless walking Hot Rags store

yeah i'm an alpha who bosses niggers around and has had sex before

two things you have never done

The sad thing is that I like Tom more than you

wow dude you meditate

i fucking love tom

nobody cares what you like

so much

Shaktis had sex

god i cant wait to be with him

Epic

That's the really sad thing

TOm is sweet

epic style

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>doesn't deny being a virgin
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I unironically enjoy seeing funny mouse more than your textual diarrhea

wow real shit hours here in OH

woah dude you're a buddist, so you have no idea what you're talking about

Dude ask literally anyone on this server about my sexual exploits

Even Kirk

i bet you go into Tbell and ask for 1 of everything

cause you're buddist

Ask smirnoff

Fucking even smirnoff knows more than you

I only have eyes for @celestial⚡

lazer eyes

mart mad

>trying so hard to convince internet randos he's not a virgin

calm down mart

i know ur just mad cuz ur an NPC and not funny

got him good