Message from @MufflePuff

Discord ID: 516399844114563110


2018-11-25 23:34:43 UTC  

Leave a note and walk away

2018-11-25 23:35:03 UTC  

“Cold AF, text me”

2018-11-25 23:35:34 UTC  

If she’s more than 5 mins late, save yourself.

2018-11-25 23:35:44 UTC  

Are you being shit tested by a groupmate? These are levels we've never seen before

2018-11-25 23:35:47 UTC  

<:woah:501543165396779008>

2018-11-25 23:37:23 UTC  

<:woah:501543165396779008>

2018-11-25 23:37:37 UTC  

As are most groups. 2 people who work and others are just assholes

2018-11-25 23:40:10 UTC  

that just reminds me of how much of a cuck i was when this girl i liked i decided to help her with math so agreed to meet her near this library ..... i stood there is midday sun for 20 mins burning and when she came late i was pissed and she literally said "thats just how i am "and laughed

2018-11-25 23:40:20 UTC  

and i actually still helped her

2018-11-25 23:40:22 UTC  

it was sad lmao

2018-11-25 23:41:23 UTC  

Dude

2018-11-25 23:43:51 UTC  

Lol *sigh* yep.

2018-11-25 23:44:30 UTC  

worse part is a few weeks later she lost her virginity to "chad" who pumped and dumped her and she came crying to me but i just ignored her

2018-11-25 23:44:48 UTC  

The #ThotAudit article in the news channel gives me warm fuzzy feelings. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

2018-11-25 23:45:11 UTC  

@matthias09 yep, been there.

2018-11-25 23:45:17 UTC  

Good on you. No need to waste time with hoes

2018-11-25 23:45:44 UTC  

Thot audit?

2018-11-25 23:45:48 UTC  

Yeah consider yourself lucky. Imagine how much worse it could have turned out.

2018-11-25 23:46:07 UTC  

@Bishop of Wasd check out the news channel.

2018-11-25 23:47:09 UTC  

do you guys like ass?

2018-11-25 23:48:37 UTC  

@GloriousJay like anal? Or vag

2018-11-25 23:48:54 UTC  

like donkey

2018-11-25 23:49:00 UTC  

Oooohhhhh

2018-11-25 23:49:04 UTC  

😃

2018-11-25 23:49:11 UTC  

@GloriousJay eat the shitter like apple fritter

2018-11-25 23:49:44 UTC  

lol the joke was supposed to be since ASS is another word to say donkey i was gonna say yuck you guys fuck donkeys

2018-11-25 23:49:58 UTC  

<:kms:480186112900333568>

2018-11-25 23:49:59 UTC  

you don't?

2018-11-25 23:50:08 UTC  

nah i prefer frogs

2018-11-25 23:50:27 UTC  

Ew, who would fuck a democrat?

2018-11-25 23:50:52 UTC  

I love fucking democrats 😈

2018-11-25 23:51:02 UTC  

Lmao with my MAGA dick

2018-11-25 23:51:02 UTC  

I did, ex wife was one

2018-11-25 23:51:06 UTC  

If they only knew

2018-11-25 23:52:31 UTC  

I’ve had two girls stop while we were walking and ask me seriously if I was a “Twump Dupportah”.

2018-11-25 23:52:36 UTC  

Hilarious.

2018-11-25 23:52:36 UTC  

ex wife ?

2018-11-25 23:52:52 UTC  

thats unfortunate

2018-11-25 23:53:09 UTC  

Lmao I love it.

2018-11-25 23:53:24 UTC  

Did they have a lisp or something?

2018-11-25 23:54:01 UTC  

One did, actually. She was from Barbados. Real slut.