Maybe when I go to europe

ill fuck some faggot there

isn't estonia filled with traps?

well i have a cute girl in estonia that wants my cock and my heart so ill be occupied there

But elsewhere

im going all over europe for the army

turns out the cute girl is actually a guy

if she was a guy id marry her

tbh a nigga might have to marry her

Give her greencard

tdy her back to america

have waifu with me in kansas

Based

sounds like a plan

look at that hidden jawline

she’d be a 10 if she lost a bit of weight

i like her too much to say that though

too mean <:sam:513280442443628554>

ill just make her go to the gym with me

a little thicc is alright

i like petite

I'mma kill her this weekend

she’s only 5’1 which is based

but not tiny enough to be a 10

when we started talking she was a freshman and i was a soph

she was tiny af

Qt

5'4 so meh

tfw

ex was everything i ever wanted

Somebody done wrecked

Get fucked

A couple days ago someone died on post

They were delivering tank fuel driving too fast

Hey you stole my Sam pic

Jack knifed the truck, driver wasnt strapped up and didnt have his helmet on

I spent many hours pressing print screen to get that image

so he was ejected from the vehicle and launched about 80 yards from the crash