oof

“haha army guy will fuck me!”

I can make a tinder but I don't care enough to participate in a place full of egotistical whores

when a nigga just wants his heart held

I saw girls from my highschool and instantly swiped right on them

you'd still have to get matches first X

fuck being in the army

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how do I get matches?

I enlisted in the army

like im not ugly

swipe right

Stop working at McDonald’s

gonna ship out next year

then wait

I just look normal

so do i

you just gotta be patient

xepbep

I see girls I know on there

where u from

swipe until you run out and then just dont go back onto it

bc small community

norf carolina

small community is hard

hey im from virginia

it's okay here in melbs

yeah

what mos did u enlist as

what partt

Every girl knows you as the McDonald’s kid you’re fucked

infantry

i hooked up with my neighbour once that was cool

virginia beach

Ayy

WAIT BASED

yeaaa

im 11b