*also scats on your benis*

My gf likes being beat and bruised

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do you beat her up?

Yeah

based

You gotta be careful with that

Why not she likes it

I'm very careful

like punch her in the face full force?

I don't like beating her hard

No, I don't draw blood

break her jaw/nose?

Actually I've cut her before with dull blades lol

shank that bitch

have you knocked her out before?

I mostly just spank her a lot

It's the safest

I've knocked her nearly by choking her

I had to like slap her to keep her conscious

How does she feel about cattle prods?

I dialed back my choking after that

how does she feel about getting killed with a sledgehammer by a greasy mentalcel

have you ever drawn out your gun and shot her before?

I drawn out my dick and shot her with this load lmao

have you ever taken a sledgehammer to her head?

Kek

I've spanked her until her ass cheeks bled

I didn't know I could spank that hard

But alas

Was funny

schpankenwaffen

have you ever shot her in the head before with a shotgun?

Now hold still

Have you ever tied her up and then called the cops pretending to be a concerned neighbor?

That s a good idea

have you ever murdered her in a episode of autistic rage?

She gets autistic rage more than I do

Hot

Tfw no autistic gf

i can be ur autistic trap gf