brofist

ID RATHER BE A GHOST THIS SEASON DISCONNECTED ION LIKE THE FEELING

yeah im havin sex

Pics or it didn’t happen

ok

Cumlee your New Years resolution should be to stop being a neet

ILL STOP BREEATHING LIE AWAKE IN THE NIGHT FOR THE FEELING FUCK LOVE IM A MESS FOR A REASON 6 FEET IN THE DIRT FOR A REASON, I DONT LIKE THIS; LIFE WITHOUT THE HUE OF YOUR IRIS

ok

By 2020 you’ll have a gf I promise

cumlee just start working out bro

Pump some iron

Yeah bro just work out and b yourself

im going 2

Just 🐝 yourself

We’re all gonna make it bro

That’s a lie cumlee. You had a mom didn’t you?

i didnt have a momma

If you had a mom then you know how to lie and manipulate people

Single dad based

See that’s why Brando is so honest

just kidding its not very based

And I’m over here compulsive liar

wait what did i say about not having a mom]

You didn’t

I’m saying no one should be their self

Use what moma taught you and lie

I’ve never met my whore mother

my mom never let my dad discipline me

turned me into a piece of garbage

my dad had free game on my ass <:monkaS:511746507494391819>

my whole life

and look at u now

ur the ideal male

Hero of the people

Exactly, so instead of becoming manly like Brando, you should be able to manipulate people like me

yeah as of like last year i became based

and that’s only because of my ex gf

We’re the two extremes of single parenthood

i am very manipulative but pretty much only with women

before that i was a shithead

CHAD