post your benis

You talk like a boomer

that's how you tell age

it's like rings on a tree

I’m actually 44

my cock is too average to post

That's definitely qualifies as 50+ and you also get military diacount

My cock is too identifiable to post

how do i talk like a boomer

The fuckong pfp lol

And look at your name

CAN I GET A MILITARY DISCOUNT ON THIS POOPOO PEEPEE? FUCK NO GET OUT OF HERE BOOT BOY

I just put no effort into texting because I’m always drunk

i am in the military though so there’s that

Always drink is sign of Boomer

My pfp is based

Drunk*

<:SIPS:525129271812030464>

always drunk is sign of the based alcoholic

Don't post mtn dew he will get excited

Nah i drink sipp

alcoholics are the most based race

Probably swat the whole fucking town along with you

agreed

b1 is 14 confirmed

I can feel it in my bones

Yes that's tru

Congrats

feel it in your bonrar

Based guesser brando

U guess my age

Based

Ok?

He can sniff out the shota bussy

SHOOTA IN THE STREETS SHOTA IN THE SHEETS

mmm the young musky scent ~

really?

are you actually 14

who would win

juul