phew

This fuckin recipe called for 1/4 cup of lemon juice

I’m processing the Jesus out of it

chonky hummus 🤢

maybe I’ll add more garlic

good idea

I’m gonna give my blender a break, it’s getting hot <:sam:513280442443628554>

Y’all

My sister who’s nose is functioning properly says she can smell the peanut butter in it <:sam:513280442443628554>

ask if she can taste it

Whomst

She said “no, it’s not bad” <:sam:513280442443628554>

“Uuh, I kind of like it”

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Shidded

nice

aw

Birds eye view of chonk

skinny lard

She’s not skinny

She’s fat

She gained weight

I’m flattering her

shes not that fatt

Yeah not anymore

chumby lard

I don’t want her to have a heart attack like gargantuan gelatinous her brother

Cursed video

blessed video

stop starving her ):<

Nyone here play vainglory?

She’s eating it you reeree

This cat eats enough she’s on a diet

morning jenae

Special kitty food for tubby niggas

good morning matt!!