Can you swim?

Yeah

who cant swim

People with dense ass bones

i can’t swim

Can’t really float as much as I used to

When I was chubby lad

What's your ethnic makeup?

death is italian boy

extremely italian

Doubly weird

Nords put on muscle stupid fast

Mediterranean boys, less fast

tfw

fucking top lol

17% body fat

massive double chin

you can’t make this shit up

im not even 17%

really?

my abs aren’t visible when resting

big chungus

inb4 small chest

this is without pump

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isosceles triangle headass

Obliques are for suckers

Gotta get that ratio

my lats are miserable

@skap

im not even going to the gym

adrianna is en route

also this is my first time drinking nos in ages

shit tier drinku

just took some shirtless pics to see how i look

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mat

you’re gonna start going to the gym

send them to me