how to friende

stick em in the nearest pussy

theyve been numb since i woke up

it’s not like a cold numb

your room is like two degrees and you refuse to buy more blankets

my dicc looks tiny compared to the rest of me <:MonkaOmega:416072793193447425>

it’s pins and needles

everyone is like that cumlee

ok <:sam:513280442443628554>

it’s because youre used to pornstars

mat is a above average gang

my dic looks tiny compared to me too

idk

do you use a ruler to measure

or a tape measure

asking for a friend

ive used one of those floppy measuring things idk what they're called

and a tape measure

floppy measuring things

i prefer the floppy thing cause i don't have to bend my benis to get an accurate number

the one u use to measure waist and stuff

measuring tape

i thot u meant like a metal one

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that’s a tape measure

yeah

the other kind is too?

measuring tape and tape measures aren’t the same thing

ohhh

did not know that

(:

click "like" on this status if you would let casey absolutely raw you

that man could get it any day

based pock

lov pock

measuring your dick is retarded

how else will i be better than average

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