<:FeelsDumbMan:511746506307665940>

that’s a tape measure

yeah

the other kind is too?

measuring tape and tape measures aren’t the same thing

ohhh

did not know that

(:

click "like" on this status if you would let casey absolutely raw you

that man could get it any day

based pock

lov pock

measuring your dick is retarded

how else will i be better than average

<:sam:513280442443628554>

^

brandon is just mad bc he has a micro penis

can’t even measure it

ow oof ouch

u can be better than average by having dig bick

it’s obvious if it’s big

no need to measure

ok <:sam:513280442443628554>

so you’re saying you’ve never measure your dick before

okay

mmhm

yup

i jus like the number................

^

i measured my dick when i was like 15

literally 4 years ago

zoomer.................................................

wow haha epic

Is canker the oldest man in the land again?

no

Who is?

uhh

how old are you again

21