Because we have the new cancer one

oh god oh fuck

And my mom was like yeah I need help paying this bill

dude your mom is horrible

helo heckers

I only have 512$ in my account and I have rent and phone bill coming up

Like my real phone bill

should I take stuff to sleep so I can get back on an okay sleep schedule

So technically I’m paying my mother 660$

On Friday

Oh god oh fuck I only have 400$ in my account

I’ll have enough to pay her but I’ll have no money for a week

nvm I did it

kinda messed up that you’re paying rent

150$ a week

ya that’s dumb

thats terrible

And 40$ monthly for phone bill

come live with me rent free

you just turned 20

your gf can come too

my dad can get you a job at social security

my sister is still free riding my parents and she’s 23

401k and like 20+ bucks an hour

I made a bomb ass sandwich

For free

based

looks good

i’m gonna have a fat sandwich tomorrow

mmmm itailian sub

mmm italian benin

mmm can’t relate

mmm ok

never met an italiAn benis

nice ric

I need some oj now

Orange juice good

i hate oj

except fresh squeez