my absolute favorite

i have a huge collection of chapstick

and carmex is my fave by far

is your chapstick not usually only yours

weirdo <:blushing:515034082065776640>

my friends always ask to use my chapstick and it makes me mad

have to scrape the layer off afterwards

she didn’t think it was normal

she just wanted you to be a fluffer 😤

an emotional fluffer

i wanna be a fluffer

my dream job

no

absolutely not

i’m gonna have to ask you to watch the episode of new girl where nick finds out he’s jessica’s fluffer

then you guys will actually understand

new girl is my favorite show

w ow

ouch

Big ouch

i’m really out here spamming the fuck out of the chat

ask me if i care

i don’t want rick to yell at me

he’s gonna call me a mill wench

“jenae stop ovulating and being a dumb mill wench”

“your hips aren’t wide for child bearing and your hands aren’t calloused for butter churning get the fuck outta here”

“you’re a woman shut up”

that’s the thing though

they are 😤

i’ll churn a mf some butter any day

mmmm

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yes he has

i’m a chad too 😤

i’m most definitely a chad

how sexist of you <:AAAAAAA:512241780507279376>

shut up n word