tfw no cat

made it to school alive <:sadcowboy:513692675812360192>

ricky is such a nightmare

nothing can stay nice with him

its me

the peeg

Gang gang

the golden one?

that’s the one

I speak for the nibba faggots

OH so there was a copper behind me during one part of my drive and it spooked me because I think I was speeding at the time (with traffic) but all was well

it's cause you're white 💅

that’s the only part of my commute that I speed a little

but so does everyone else

going 30 is fucking crawling

micks going the distance

mick's going for speed

I think it’s a 30mph zone because of how busy it is - three lanes, two regular, one suicide

suicide?

yeah

what that

cars from both sides of the road can go in it, it’s a turning lane in the center

o gotcha

uhuh, people don’t know how to use it properly though

is annoying

I’ve never had to use it though so it’s ALL GOOD

mick needs to come teach me how to drive

i’d have to be 21

that’d be fun, just a tad scary

actually, idk if i’d have to be 21. I don’t know washington’s laws

but ya. let’s go whippin

what would you do if i went on family feud and answered every question with "cock and ball torture"

I don’t think they’d air that episode

sorry to break it to ya mat

steve harley would have a hart atack

me and caf going on family feud

ya

ill be his mentally challenged but handsome cousin

“handsome”

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oi