<:sam:513280442443628554>

im the best chef

Me supreme pizza chef

i can make buffalo chinken

pizza doesnt count as food

i can make pizza too

ass tier

im a better cook then my dad who actually went to culinary skool

worked at pizza place for TWO AND A HALF YEARS

Me 5 years

Get fucked

Based

I'm mad

Pizza Goopers

Ya

opening a restaurant called goopers bar and grille

goopers sporte bar and grille and boobys

and GAY

boobys NOW

tfw no gf with boobys and feet

Restaurant bad biz 2 open

ya too oversaturated

tfw no female companion

Tfw gf always b not answering my calls

<:Hammer:511746508073336832>

why don’t i have GF

Cause ur a whore

@britt answer his calls <:GWnekomakiAngeryBOYE:395628368596434945>

wrong

you are a whore tbh

She never comes in here

@britt ANSWER HARLOT

based imag

That's us

fr

need to fill my room with shoobers

I need a nice lynching

It's been to long

also i wouldn’t consider myself a whore

just had a temporary period of sex fiend