this is only half

i havent even found chad caf

I gave you pyro from tf2 voice

lookin' like some ncr veteran ranger

Ye I have a ton of fallout mods

I’d make a self insert just like that tho

My self insert is always metal gear esq

Snake is too dummy thicc to not want to copy

my self insert is a fucking retard

i just got off of work

the army is so ass backwards

Did you see this bean

they pulled me from the gym after i was already off work to help fix a bradley that broke track

when i don’t know shit about the bradley

cuz ur bradley boy

they just think im smart so they pull me into everything

Wtf a Bradley

it’s an ifv

baby tank that infantrymen hop out of the back of

the army really pissing me off lately

Bradley comes out this niggas ass

i have to go to some combat lifesaver course bullshit tomorrow that is gonna take all day that ive been in classes for all week because im the new platoon combat lifesaver representative

because i scored perfect on a fucking field medic test

in also the fucking communication representative for the platoon because my ‘asvab is high’

like jesus fuck

i’m still a private

i dont see three stripes on my chest

why do i have all of this responsibility

Maybe you’ll get promoted

also rick i can’t see those pics because they wont load

i already have been promoted, i got waivered to private first class about a month ago

Who the nigger is @ing me

Oh well I gave you warhammer 40k space marine armor from an XCOM mod

To satisfy you

wait rick i look based

but why am i bald and have a goatee

It’s how I imagine you in 2035, a literal wife beater

LMFAO

the steroids make all of my hair fall out

except for my facial hair