wake wake wake

If he is above you he has a near 100% chance to hit

cum and fart

🕋

💣

✈

u put em outta orda

✈️🏙💣

My mom just threw carrots on my floor

For the dog

dumb fucking retard

He’s gonna yak on my floor now

im gonna assault your mother

me and cumbis r gunna grab the bag then assuault ur mom

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aight okay

bunty

Gen 8 Pokémon be like

gym cat

i want a cat so bad

I’ll let you pet fatlard

She’s way better than this big chewy ass hole

terrifying

i can pet my sisters cat i just want one of my own who lives with me

just failed another fucking exam

woohoo

rip

im gonna go to the spca soon

peruse the kots

The what

spca

animal shelter

Weird

you have them in the US

We don’t call them that

https://rispca.com/

yes you do

kek

rick dumbass!