Message from @thescottishdemoman

Discord ID: 582161110283845636


2019-05-26 10:58:58 UTC  

country is 20%sand

2019-05-26 10:59:03 UTC  

the rest is FUCKING MOUNTAINS

2019-05-26 10:59:07 UTC  

ALL OF I CAN SEE IS STONES

2019-05-26 10:59:08 UTC  

ROCKS

2019-05-26 10:59:11 UTC  

AND FUCKING MOUNTAINS

2019-05-26 10:59:14 UTC  

ITS LIKE NEPAL

2019-05-26 10:59:19 UTC  

Have you ever got sand in urethra

2019-05-26 10:59:22 UTC  

I have

2019-05-26 10:59:25 UTC  

what

2019-05-26 10:59:26 UTC  

the

2019-05-26 10:59:27 UTC  

hell

2019-05-26 10:59:40 UTC  

I got a toothpick in mine once

2019-05-26 10:59:41 UTC  

At the beach

2019-05-26 10:59:46 UTC  

needle in mine

2019-05-26 10:59:53 UTC  

OOF

2019-05-26 10:59:56 UTC  

i got none

2019-05-26 10:59:57 UTC  

Ok that had to be intentional you two

2019-05-26 11:00:02 UTC  

***luckyfagooti***

2019-05-26 11:00:16 UTC  

i dont have one im a cute girl

2019-05-26 11:00:19 UTC  

I was trying to fire it out like a cannon

2019-05-26 11:00:24 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-26 11:00:27 UTC  

let me aim my ass

2019-05-26 11:00:29 UTC  

POOF

2019-05-26 11:00:32 UTC  

direct hit

2019-05-26 11:00:48 UTC  

i do that with my queefs

2019-05-26 11:00:53 UTC  

I’m almost home from work

2019-05-26 11:01:08 UTC  

Where u work

2019-05-26 11:01:18 UTC  

A gas station

2019-05-26 11:01:23 UTC  

I work night shift

2019-05-26 11:01:27 UTC  

It’s 7 am

2019-05-26 11:01:47 UTC  

Not looking forward to sleeping in 90 degree sunshine

2019-05-26 11:02:05 UTC  

I’m gonna chug some NyQuil tho so hopefully I just get shlumpt

2019-05-26 11:02:12 UTC  

And make tea

2019-05-26 11:02:27 UTC  

A double dose of shlumpt

2019-05-26 11:03:18 UTC  

That sounds shit

2019-05-26 11:03:28 UTC  

I'm guessing you get like $3 an hour

2019-05-26 11:07:36 UTC  

No

2019-05-26 11:07:41 UTC  

13$ an hour

2019-05-26 11:08:06 UTC  

2019-05-26 11:08:14 UTC  

I make 12$ normal maybe slightly less and then nightshift gets an extra dollar

2019-05-26 11:08:32 UTC  

But I think this weekend I get holiday pay