she’s 5 inches?

My gf is

Not existent

Every girl ive been with has been like 5 foot except for one that was 6’2

my ex was almost a foot taller than me

Hot

how fucking tall are you

You could probably feed mine to a penguin I think her scoliosis is gonna make her spine cave in and shrink

5’5

6 foot

@shucks jesus christ

what

i’m not that short

Womanlet

don’t bully me

wait i forgot

i have a niece

i always bully women online

she should be small enough to feed to a penguin

holy SIHT

Theyre bad and should feel bad

HOW

wdym how

no how is your niece that smal

she’s not a year old yet?

Kids tend to be small

she’s only 11 months

i forgot her name tbh

Dunked on

i threatened to put her in the garbage disposal if my sister didn’t move out

Hot

mhm

jack hughes is gonna play for the nj devils

and i’m kinda mad about it

Sports are gay bro

idc

You just posted gay

choke on my left testicle

I have no gag reflex

k