My fricken pp turn purple :[

that sounds like an issue

Dont wack it so much

What do I do?????

Does it drip when you pee?

I can't

Like as ypure peeing does it drip like a f

Oh

Doctor time

Is big and purple

Go to doctor

It turn into thanos penis

If youre still young you can get your parents to schedule an appointment for you

`reality is often disappointing`

I know how to do the doctor

I am not 13

That’s a sign of a colon or rectal infection

Then do jt

I am 13 AND A HALF

you know how to do the doctor

Godspeed, little man

When you nut does it look like cottage cheese

No

Kek

It looks like raspberry jam

Thicx noots

You are joking

Or strawberry jam

Also you better not be 13

How old are you really

If you arent joking. You need to go to the er dude

I am 13 AND A HALF

ew

And if youre 13 i can understand your angsty angery attitude

I am 13 and I know the f word

I forgive you for your previous transgressions

Yah this explains why you are ybe way you are

However i cannot spesk for my colleagues

Do u know what the f word is?

P. Diddy just tell everyone you are 17

You're mom