I am the next melia.

I was throwing up all day

what you do nigga

Gnarly ass hangover

shut

Nigga

My uncle and I had like 10 Budweiser tall boys and he gave me some poison ass bourbon

i hate beer it makes my stomach feel way too full and makes me constipated

I only drink vodka like a champ

Everything is for different situations

Vodka usually hits me right

ideally flavorless

I can't drink alcohol

I've been drinking whiskey lately though, I like that warm feeling it gives your face

Especially on a cold ass night

yeah i used to drink only fireball

I am on medication and if I drink alcohol I might desplode

And I am underage

that would be funny if you shit and farded and cummed

I am 7

No like I will literally desplode

That would be funny if you sneezed and came <:avoblush:531968585992634369>

Like my stomach will inflate until it pops

Then my insides will become outsides

One time I sneezed and sucked a huge turd back into my ass

It's not for everybody

Cause I was shidding

But i'm military so I have no choice

I pooped once

Well not once, I've done it more than once

But I've pooped

nice

Punished okaasan

tiddy and thigh make pp hard

Easy there Chief dat is porn channel material

This is my fav thing maple has ever said

@Lurker don’t post cringe

that was meant to have text but oof

I saved you from cringe