Purple is only for the realest of gentlemen

How do I become a nigger?

Oh gentlemen*

Ha

The highest role I give is I let you pick your own color

You just be active

Okei

heyo

Wassup faggo

I'll sell you search history for 20 bucks

I've heard big companies are trying to steal it so I'm trying to get rid of it asap

lol

Is 20 too much?

fellas I need some assistance. I have a dilemma

Shoot

I like those

can't decide between peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter toast

pbj

obviosuly

Yeah

I like jelly

Toast

come again nigga?

Yeah I agree with skeep

Toast chads all rise

I rise

shiiieeeeettttt

toast has more calories because more peanut butter which is good for a skeleton such as I

but jelly tastes good tho

Jelly is good

yall be like "pbj or toast!" while im over here like j e l l y t o a s t

I make a lot of toast

A L O T

And coffee

I hate coffee though

I get the shits if I drink it in the morning

I don't drink coffee, I had a habit of eating peanutbutter sandwiches tho

I owe one of my female friends like 300 bucks because of this damn stripper

I drink a lot of coffee

But kudos to playing us like that lol

I used to eat peanut butter straight out the container