He knowwwwwwww

Fellas

It is ***h o t***

I am melting into a puddle of piss and diarrhea

I am staying inside today

I am off from work

I haven't gone out for a week now

I can’t afford to go out rn

Fixing my car

And owe family like a 140$

Imagine having income

Pathetic cuckoldry

Anyone else /shoplifting master race/ here?

How the fuck am I going to shoplift that

I think that is my right rotary arm

Not sure

Do you sleep in that cage

No my gf does

Oh good

I was worried for a second

Now i'm worried

Why

that cage looks like gay baby jail or how is it called

Seems perfectly normal to me

your gf either baby or gay

Or prob both

That is for my big ass dog

Well where else are you gonna put the babies you kidnap?

The fridge gets loaded pretty quickly

Your gf is a dog? thats sick dude

Canary gf is the most based tbh

Ant colony gf is a close second

I guess i'll go fuck microwaves and CRT TV's

Kinky

Try the power outlet

No

too smol

r-right

imagine having such a small dick haha

pathetic amirite?