Those things are sacred in this mortal existence

Sorry milfs, I prefer ***older sisters***

Sweet home Alabama

yea

Not blood related of course

Wouldn't want her to be as ugly as me

cursed genes

Thus an incel neet was born

I want to clone myself and commit epic gangsta gamer masturbation by having actual sex

tbh

Ur a virgin?

Bruv what grade are you in

“Older sisters”

If u didnt get laid by junior year there's no hope until college real talk

bruh if u didnt get laid in kindergarden its over for you

***N O. H O P E. ***

Get a hooker before you pull an ellior rodger

you one of those cool popular kids in school

normie spotted?

Im a tsundere highscool anime gril

it's alright i can't aim or drive anyway i'm hardly a threat to anyone

except your mom's pussy

gottem

If you use Reddit u r normie

I'm curious on whether I could get enough money for a switch and smash if I traded in my dsi, 3ds, and all the games for both

No

You would get like 40$ not a meme

Trade in rate for a 3ds is 10$

They are too common

And they probably won’t even take a dsi

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I'd just keep them at this point

Just behave and your wife's boyfriend will buy you one

no

if I remember, one of these days I'm gonna buy new ds/3ds etc. primarily for pokemon, the shell being pokemon themed

at the very least I'd just want to get the games that I don't have

As a kid I always told myself I'd buy every console the day it comes out when I grow up

Hasn't worked out too well so far

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@King Of Dishsoap Ryan is off tomorrow you goon

I just learned that