i inhaled Listerine through my shnoz

WIFE BEATER

everything smells minty

Mig you dont know what shnozberries are do you

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Fuck it

I want both

But how

sounds like druhg

You see

The man who wrote willy wonkas chocolate factory wrote a book before that

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This book had pedofiles in it

And schnozberries was codeword for grown man dick

but it was snozzberries not shnoz

Ahh

Close enough

I call it bbd

Why do you know that

Hollywood is evil

but that’s only for niggers

mad sus

The world is run by devil worshipers

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The devil is the real hero imo

Thanksgiving is about killing Indians

Rebelling against a mad god

I’m literally crying on my own

🗿

Of course, I'm the only true god around here

The devil is just our angsty older brother who wants us to get in trouble

the devils good tho

he punishes bad ppl

Still better than the big man himself if you ask me

Not at all

He wants true freedom

I only believe in big chief

"True freedom"

I believe in chef from south park

God I miss that guy

Woah now, children